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Be a Real Matchmaker!

Now that the push for real estate matchmaking software has ended again for now… There is more to being a real estate matchmaker other than getting a buyer and seller and putting them together. I

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Be a Real Matchmaker!

209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus&#

Well it’s been 209 days since my last post this one will be short the next one won’t be nor will it be in 209 more days! I guarantee it won’t even be another 209 hours before the nex

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209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus…

Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

So it has been awhile, but every time I had a post I wanted to write the flavor of the month would come out with an email that all of his large list of friends would send you also that was close to th

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Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions&

I know several people have asked me about doing deals in other markets what’s my best tip? This is a good tip for doing deals in your own  market also though… There is an old saying that

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions…?!?

Yeah Buddy!

So I’m just gonna say something real quick like… Be careful what you ask for you just might get it is a powerful old ass saying… I’m gonna have start digitally bitch slapping p

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Yeah Buddy!

Baby’s First Steps For Ninja Marketing 101

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by on June 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

One of the most overlooked however important aspects of building a successful real estate investing business is organization. Now I realize the title of the article mentions marketing and that’s what this is about so just keep reading and chill it’s not polite to interrupt! Everyone hopefully knows that they need leads to even have a business, and unless you  live in some yet to be discovered by science dimension where they have lead clouds that produce lead showers you are going to have to market for those buyer and seller leads to come in.

Here is where the organizational skills come in to play; when you decide to start marketing and you are doing more than one campaign whether it’s direct mail, online marketing campaigns, or dropping parachuting naked midgets stamped with your contact information into people’s front yards you are going to need a way to track how each method is  performing response rate wise.

Why would you want to know where the calls are coming from? So that you aren’t wasting your marketing dollars or time on something that isn’t working! How do I know where the calls are coming from? By A. Having multiple phone numbers (no that’s not expensive either!) B. Having a phone system that has the ability to set up multiple extensions. C. By putting your exes number on the midgets, or I suppose by having friends/family help take calls.

Where do you get these numbers? Skype, google voice (just opened to the public so you don’t need an invite any more), evoice has 800#’s you can try for 6 months or 1000 minutes for free (and is really cheap but solid after that), Adtracker (which is pricey), and then I am sure an internet search would turn up hundreds more options.

It’s imperative that you have some alternative numbers before you even acquire your first or next list that you intend to experiment with or post your next online ad. Also you should set up a spread sheet to track your response rate which you figure on direct mail by dividing the number of different phone callers you received by the number of the pieces of mail that you sent out. The effectiveness of your marketing increases exponentially by knowing exactly what is working and how well. Doing things that are unproductive are just a waste of time and money that will also cripple your wholesaling or real estate investing business.

P.S. Shae Bynes of Good Faith Investing always refers to my Ninja Marketing techniques so she can have half credit for the title haha.

P.P.S. I have added threaded comments to help promote actual discussion and it does look kinda lame to respond to four people in one message.

P.P.P.S If Justin McClelland’s and this aren’t top 20 REI Blog’s you aren’t paying close enough attention no bullshit. See I had made it all the way through without cussing and then I seen the list more fucked up than the MMA pound for pound list after Fedor’s loss Saturday.

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Time To Stop Thursday!

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by on June 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm

So I just had another entertaining conversation with a seller that went so great I’m just stopping for the day. I don’t want to talk to any body I don’t know at all the rest of the day hell maybe the week after this crap.

She calls in to the nifty new 800 number (1-877-918-9559) I let my son answer since he is “helping” while he doesn’t have school and has been begging to take a call he’s been practicing for 3 weeks we’ll pick it up from there keep in mind I can hear the entire conversation on the other phone …

Child: You’ve reached the offices of the Wholesale Knockout King this is the Prince speaking (yes he takes the king thing literally he’s six so it’s okay right? haha) how may we help you?

Psycho: Um what the f$ck are you doing on the phone haven’t ya’ll heard of child labor laws…

Me (jumping in): Take it easy ma’am he is six and just answering the phone

Lunatic: What the f*ck ever…

Me: Okay ma’am how may I help you?

Ms. Potty Mouth: Yes I submitted a property to you via email I’m ______   it’s been over 2 hours (yes she really said that) and I haven’t received my offer yet.

Me: Via email? May I ask why you didn’t just use the submit a property page and if you were at my site you would have seen within 24 hours ma’am.

Ignorant Lady (using this term loosely): I didn’t pay attention to that Mr. Smart Ass, all I want to know how much you’ll give me.

Me: Hang one minute and I’ll check it out and give you a ballpark figure (and the finger through the phone). I see that you sent pictures that will help a lot with speeding this up.

Annoying Bitch: Could you hurry your f#%kin ass up and stop trying to trick me with your business man mannerisms genistures and verniculabry (you won’t see this word in Webster’s)

Me: Those are manners, gestures which you can’t see because we are on the phone, and vernacular and vocabulary are two separate words ma’am.

Stank Bitch: College n$gger you ain’t smarter than me.

…….. ( angry silence)

Me: okay my looking at the pictures and comps this isn’t anything I will be able to work with

Now Irate Piece of Trash:  WTF do you mean can’t work with it you buy houses in any condition dammit  you can’t tell me this is thirty thousand dollars like I know it is.

Me: You’re right I can’t tell you that because that would be a lie it’s worth five bucks maybe, there are no walls and half of the roof is missing, and on top of that no house has sold for more than ten thousand in the last year at least.

Upset Worthless C#$t: I hope your dick gets cancer!

Me: Talk to you hopefully never bye… click.

This is pure insanity people yet weirdly funny to me. You never know what you are gonna get when you are in real estate investing, but it always seems to be crazier for the wholesaler.

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Product Reviews

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by on June 24, 2010 at 2:31 am

So one reason for the complete silence has been trying out some new things. First things first for the people with newsletter subscriptions there are some issues with Mail Chimp that are still being ironed out I haven’t forgotten your gifts.

Number 2 I used Open Road 3 extensively for the last week of my trial period. I can’t justify the minimum $97 a month expense to even Bill Gates. It is a 2 trick software and one of which you can get for free in 2 days as a special “blast cap” for the SIMS 2-3 or whichever one. Sellpoint is cool and all but like I said free in 2 days! Hammerpoint on the other hand can only be gotten in one place and is very good but with a weekend on the Home Depot website you can do the same thing yourself. Hammerpoint is an excellent feature I will give them that though. The idea of the whole system is actually a great concept but the actual execution pretty much turns out that this would be more aptly named “Dead End Road” Between all of the broken features and shoddy customer service Open Road is a pass unless you are lazy and don’t care what you do with your money.

Number 3 and product 2 is the wholesaling course from the Godfather himself and I’m not talking about James Brown or Marlon Brando. Ron Legrand’s new wholesaling course it’s absolutely phenomenal for a beginning guide to  the entire process and there are plenty of things in there for the more advanced wholesalers.  Plus to top it off you can’t beat the price trust me on that one it’s a dollar! There is a banner link over to the right where you can pick it up. I’m not really big on the whole product shilling thing, but it’s a great buy and something I actually approve of. I’m not saying it’s 100 percent perfect but then again what is? It’s also not the complete over night success course either (those don’t exist) So there it is.

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It’s Not Nice To Keep Secrets…

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by on June 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm

People have always told me it’s not nice to keep secrets, but at the same time why should you have to tell everyone everything? If anyone has a good answer for that I will send you a free book signed by absolutely no one…

What’s the point of the question? ———————————–>

If you want to know my super secret negotiation line that drives even the most hard headed sellers down in price via newsletter in exactly 24 hours! Which is now highly visible and there is no reason for you to not sign up. All current and new subscribers will get  digital copies of my 2 favorite books no less. Join the list or get the fist! (Well at the very least not get any of the cool shit)

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How Do I Do More Deals?

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by on June 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm

That’s the question I get asked more than any other except how do I know what to offer. Point blank period you have to put more houses under contract that suit your buyers criteria. Easier said than done right? Not exactly. They all like to say well my buyers don’t  have a set criteria or it could change month to month but they don’t really know. If you are a wholesaler with a list of  hundreds or even thousands yet only do a deal once a month or less you are missing the big picture!

There is a saying “that the money is in your list”, which is a true statement to a point. The money really is in knowing what your list wants and then going out and getting it. I know what you’re gonna say to that already “well they don’t have a criteria I’ve sent out a mass email and hardly anyone answered.” Well no freaking kidding they know you sent the same empty ass message to everyone. Ask them to get on the phone with you  for a ten or fifteen minute chat to talk about it at their convenience and see what kind of response you get. Don’t even say “well I have to talk to 500 people on the phone” no genius not all at once you are good with maybe at the most 50 to start doing more deals!

Knowing exactly what a small segment of your “list” wants is significantly more profitable than throwing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks! Be a wholesaler/ real estate investor not a collector of email addresses and useless phone numbers. You aren’t a rolodex or craigslist spammer (by the way I hate those ass clowns) so don’t just hold information and not put it to good use! Connecting with your buyers and getting the houses they want is the best way to do more deals!

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Big Dogs Start As Pups!

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by on June 7, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Every big dog at one point in time or another started as a pup! Name anybody doing big things at anything let alone real estate they have one thing in common. They paid their dues! People just starting out see all of these guys and gals doing huge numbers and think if they are doing it I can to exactly the same way they are. It’s true you can become a top producer in any field with some effort! You absolutely have to do the little things first there is no way around it. It’s perfectly fine that you have people you look up to, but you can’t repeat can not just pick up doing the same things the big producers are!

One thing I see a lot of people trying to do is automation and outsourcing which is okay except for the fact you can’t automate a business you don’t have yet that’s the bottom line point blank period! If you truly want to have the grand life not working for someone else you need to put in the work needed to get there. That means putting out your own signs, calling every lead you get whether you think it’s good or bad, answer your own phone calls or at the very least return them, and remember exactly where you are in the pecking order.

No matter what stage of the game you are at realize that time is of the essence in a multitude of ways. You can’t wait at any point in business in the beginning it’s important to be putting in time to learn your chosen profession inside and out. The best way to learn is by talking to sellers, buyers, other investors, and mentors. As you move forwards you still have to be conscious of time you can’t take your sweet time on deals, because one of the hungry young pups who gets it will step in and snatch it up.

You don’t want to be the baby in the game shooting themselves in the foot by trying to play big shot and just throwing away leads for chump change or the guy who used to be the top real estate investor that got passed by being comfortable let alone lazy!

That doesn’t mean that you can’t help people along the way or wholesalers have to hate each other it’s about establishing and protecting your bottom line. Which will actually get bigger if you learn to work with other wholesalers I kid you not on that one. You are in real estate investing to make money as an entrepreneur and stop being just an employee for someone else! Realize though it’s gotta be done the right way.

2 Quick tips before I sign off when doing ads for craigslist or whatever make 2 versions one in English and one in Spanish! Just use google translate if you don’t know it.

Tip 2 learn about other forms of investing or at least meet other investors who are doing different things so you can do something with every lead you get.

PS be sure to check out the new fan page!

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A Quick Tip

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by on June 3, 2010 at 11:51 pm

Here is a quick yet useful tip for wholesale real estate investors. Sign up for other wholesalers property buyer lists especially when you are just getting started! Why you ask? Because they do a lot of legwork for you for free without even knowing it. About half of them that you sign up for don’t know how to really send a bulk email… What this means for you is a free buyers list! Check the to and cc section of the email for other people receiving the emails and voila a free buyers list for spending a few seconds to sign up.

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