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Be a Real Matchmaker!

Now that the push for real estate matchmaking software has ended again for now… There is more to being a real estate matchmaker other than getting a buyer and seller and putting them together. I

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Be a Real Matchmaker!

209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus&#

Well it’s been 209 days since my last post this one will be short the next one won’t be nor will it be in 209 more days! I guarantee it won’t even be another 209 hours before the nex

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209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus…

Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

So it has been awhile, but every time I had a post I wanted to write the flavor of the month would come out with an email that all of his large list of friends would send you also that was close to th

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Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions&

I know several people have asked me about doing deals in other markets what’s my best tip? This is a good tip for doing deals in your own  market also though… There is an old saying that

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions…?!?

Yeah Buddy!

So I’m just gonna say something real quick like… Be careful what you ask for you just might get it is a powerful old ass saying… I’m gonna have start digitally bitch slapping p

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Yeah Buddy!

209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus…

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by on January 25, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Well it’s been 209 days since my last post this one will be short the next one won’t be nor will it be in 209 more days! I guarantee it won’t even be another 209 hours before the next post… I will say this and this only flat out lying is a terrible marketing technique!

I started with no money for marketing but then one day… I got this magic thingy that allowed me to really get going even though it’s only been around for 2 years and I’ve been doing this for 8 years or more the math somehow works out to be dead on…

Here’s some math that does work out… If you were to buy the magic doohickey they highly “suggest” (i.e. make anything less darn near useless) it’s $197 a month (which you know even absolutely broke people can afford) or you can send a mail out to 209 home sellers, buyers or what ever for $186.01…

But then again why would we want to let something silly like that math garbage get in the way of a good story about real estate matchmaking software with Freedomsoft or Freedom$oft or the miracle money machine for wholesaling real estate or (insert not real catchy term here)… That will be gone forever soon for 5 or 6 weeks… Sad part is I actually use it myself just don’t like the route they have chosen to go with the marketing of this thing!

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions…?!?

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by on May 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm

I know several people have asked me about doing deals in other markets what’s my best tip? This is a good tip for doing deals in your own  market also though… There is an old saying that “a picture is worth a thousand words” while this is true if you don’t have enough or the right pictures you will find yourself answering a thousand questions! If you have a house that needs more than paint and carpet in repairs you are gonna need lots of pictures for one as well as pictures of some damage! Why if you are telling people a house needs ten to twenty thousand dollars or more in repairs would you send them  5 or 6 pretty pictures of  a house? This works both ways even if you have a house that needs only a small amount of repairs why not send them  a picture of every inch of the house as proof?  It’s one thing to wholesale a house without ever going in it, but it’s a whole other situation when you don’t have proof of ever talking to someone other than the seller who has been in it! I was looking on Craigslist which as many of you know isn’t out of the ordinary for me or a lot of people, and I started looking at the local wholesalers ads and they didn’t have any pictures so I emailed them what I got back was a picture of the front side of the house and the back side of the house… That was it real estate investing of any kind isn’t for the lazy especially not wholesaling people! If you are doing it in your market go take pictures, and if it’s out of your market don’t even tie it up until you have at least eight to ten pictures and then have a contractor, bird dog, or even the seller send you a bunch of pictures at the very least 15!

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Don’t Be a Complete P.O.S.!

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by on January 30, 2011 at 9:43 am

So I see that mortgage assignments are the new latest greatest investing strategy… This also goes out to some of the lease option guys and gals out there… The buyers that you are seeking for the most part are chasing the American dream, but that does not give you the right to completely take advantage of them! If you are selling a house to a young family with bad credit are you taking a risk yes, however that does not mean you can do whatever you want and take all of their tax return as a down payment and leave them no money to fix up your trashy ass deal which in most cases isn’t even a damn deal to begin with! I refuse to just sit and watch people get fucked over and not say anything!

You can’t sell a house for just under the full after repair market value even though it’s barely standing, has shitty wiring, no heat in the middle of winter, piss poor bathrooms and plumbing, and zero functional windows!  That is just straight up bullshit! You aren’t “helping” anyone but yourself when you do shit like that! Does everyone deserve the opportunity to make money sure, but they don’t have the right to fuck people on their way to the top!

So please have some integrity when you go looking for the “hungry new home owners” money people! Real estate investing is great being a real estate complete piece of shit isn’t!

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Product After Product…

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by on January 21, 2011 at 9:33 am

It’s kind of funny when you see somebody chasing hard after that affiliate real estate product dollar isn’t it? See at some point when you are sending out all of the pre cooked emails you have to realize that you appear to be and most likely are full of shit… Think about it if you have your own products and attempt to sell for someone else eventually there is overlap or an admission of your own words just aren’t that good. If you are willing to admit your own product isn’t that good that you just pushed on your oh so important “list” nobody believes a word damn one that comes out of your mouth, because you are now just in it for the money! Now I’m not saying being in it for the money is wrong… I mean hell if someone told me they just wanted to feed their family I would teach them how to hunt and fish, yet if the same person says they want money to feed their family and do virtually whatever they wanted to I would teach them real estate… It’s all about the perception and persona these people continually attempt to portray and fail miserably at achieving… For instance if you promise people x number of cash buyers when they buy your shit they should probably get it regardless of the value of your content… You also shouldn’t be everybody’s buddy it looks fucking stupid! I mean if someone taught you personally how to do something cool I guess but you already sold your list your product for the same thing a few weeks ago. What planet does this idea hold  any logic? Yet that’s the constant bombardment of emails and product pitches very basis… Sad and ignorant to say the least… So I’m gonna put something in your email to make up for the others bitchassedness! @ 10:30 ET expect a free gift from the king of anti- douche baggery.

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So Who F’d Up Already?

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by on January 10, 2011 at 11:02 am

It’s day 10 of 2011 who’s already fucked up their plans for the year? Have you done anything to get closer to your goals? Did you even have any to begin with? No goals = no chance for growth. No growth means your life stays the exact same or perhaps even gets worse! Do something people! I am here to help even… Just a suggestion.

I will even do an extended post on any question you have because I am that nice of a guy… sometimes haha.

I’m on a mission to desuckify your life!

Later peeps!

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Someone Needs To Say It… Why Not Me!?

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by on November 21, 2010 at 11:18 pm

This is my open letter to the product pushers in the real estate investing game.

1. I understand affiliate marketing is a way to have another income source, but people get serious everyone damn well knows that 98.2 percent of these guys and gals  shit you are hocking (on a weekly basis seemingly) aren’t your friends! So that tired ass email format needs to go ASAP!

2. If I watch a “content” webinar it doesn’t mean that you can call me to sell some horse shit product you snuck into that hour of vague hints and concepts you talked about.

2a. Preston Ely and you other guys your call centers are extra annoying don’t call me repeatedly and don’t play a recorded message of you leaving a voicemail when I answered the damn phone you fucking morons!

3. The word miracle has nothing to do with anything, and I repeat nothing to do with anything related to a real estate investing  product!

4. I also think too many people are allowed to sell these products and you also have no business giving my email address to whoever wants to be an affiliate for your product! 14 of the same email in a 3 minute span is annoying excessive and flat out bullshit!

5. I don’t want an email from your assistant or your wife! If I barely  know who you are and I’m not really sure how I got on your list or for what… Then honestly I can say I don’t give a fuck what “Mrs. A”has to say!

P.S.

I’m not just saying something to get on your good side for my own product launch like someone else did!

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Are You Disappearing?

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by on November 14, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Real quick tip. If you have been getting ghosted on Craigslist try not using links especially if all you are posting is properties. Sellpoint really seems to be getting hammered by their system and they don’t even have an answer as to why. Also I as advised to not put up any pictures. Hope this helps. I talked for 45 minutes today with their customer “support” which is actually not all that supportive go figure. Seems like that’s going around these days.

Later Peeps

Happy real estate investing!

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Effective Mind Map Uses… PS I Ain’t Dead Yet Mother F%*$#^s

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by on September 17, 2010 at 2:31 am

Is the title excessive… Maybe but so what! I like Richard Pryor sue me… well don’t sue me 1. because you will lose and 2. it’s a real bitch move honestly. ( I mean I could have sued this big fat pasty bastard who claimed to be the all time king of real estate and basically led everyone to believe that Forbes some how missed him on the richest ass clowns breathing air list, but is really broke as a part time McDonald’s employee since he couldn’t buy a 7,500 dollar house.)

I’ve recently started using mind mapping. I realized that it had a multitude of uses after giving it a shot. One which is a big one for me it’s great for “clearing the mechanism” I think a lot and sometimes have too many ideas floating around all at once. This helps tremendously for not losing an idea and for creating a plan for these “crazy” thoughts. This has come in very handy during my e-book writing process. (Which will be available on Sunday if you are interested stay tuned!) Another cool I have found with the site I use for it is that you can share it with others for brainstorming on those collaborative efforts kind of like Google Wave was supposed to work with out that whole lameness factor.

How can it help you in your real estate investing business? If you have ever made a pitch to anyone you have most likely had to sit there and draw a diagram. Well I have bad handwriting even though I can draw fairly well. (Bad handwriting is common in highly intelligent people… Not bragging or anything that’s just what my teachers always told my mom who didn’t buy that crap, because she is a teacher! Go figure) You can create a mind map, print it out, and just take it with you. Much easier and saves time.

There are a ton of other little tricks you can use with it too, but it’s late and I’m not gonna list them all. You can however click the mindmeister link on the right (that’s this way —–> for the computer screen directional dyslexics… Yes I also discover new diseases when I am not doing some real estate investing or something…. I always wanted a Nobel Prize dammit!) it’s free in case you were wondering.

Later peeps I will get another post out later well I guess that would technically be today wow.

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Really Again? F**k Them Too

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by on July 20, 2010 at 2:33 am

I have decided to ignore any tweet with the word list in it, because I’m tired of all of these ratings people who base all of their criteria off of not a  damn thing. The real estate business isn’t rocket science is there plenty to write about? Yes yes there is if you are in the business for real doing the correct things everyday you should have an infinite supply of stories to tell as well as giving good advice.

Between twitter, facebook, talking to aspiring real estate investors and other blogs you will see and/ or hear the seeds for failure every 4.3 seconds. I almost did this, I didn’t have time for that, I don’t like this, I don’t know how to…, I’m too tired, I was sick…, my dog had bad gas, Zillow says its worth…, I was gonna but didn’t, I missed that goal… again, I am creating…These are all  the very reasons people are failing except at getting e-cred and blogosphere love. You know how much all of those statements put in your pocket… $0.00 every second for the rest of your life.  Why am I writing a blog post at 2:00 am central standard time, because I have been busy doing things that create income. Like making offers, doing marketing campaigns, placing ads and talking to buyers. You see lead conversion is the most important thing in wholesaling, real estate investing as a whole, or any business for that matter. All of you people who bought that one thing last week are in for  a rude awakening whether you are doing it yourself or paid extra for them to do it all for you… If you are going to make a dime one from those leads you have to convert them!

Here is your free big money tip if you made it to the end… Do the things that make money and forget the things that are for your leisure. Building relationships with people is a great thing to do with your time. They don’t have to be the most authentic relationships with a Realtor or other investor, but don’t completely fake it either. You don’t have to become fifteen Realtor kids’ god-parent by any means, but be real. Build a team or dare I even say a network of people you can work with or at the very least kick some ideas back and forth. I have a contact page if you want to see if we can get along. Unlike some people I don’t play “favorites” with my lists, or blow smoke up anybody’s ass so we can be “pals.”

The next post will be the second in the Ninja Marketing series. I actually will even throw in a case study post from the latest deal in the 50 in 52 challenge. To get back to what I do at a high level regardless of what some people “see” (I’m tired of the borderline “bitching” and electronic ass chewing posts myself… almost)

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Baby’s First Steps For Ninja Marketing 101

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by on June 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

One of the most overlooked however important aspects of building a successful real estate investing business is organization. Now I realize the title of the article mentions marketing and that’s what this is about so just keep reading and chill it’s not polite to interrupt! Everyone hopefully knows that they need leads to even have a business, and unless you  live in some yet to be discovered by science dimension where they have lead clouds that produce lead showers you are going to have to market for those buyer and seller leads to come in.

Here is where the organizational skills come in to play; when you decide to start marketing and you are doing more than one campaign whether it’s direct mail, online marketing campaigns, or dropping parachuting naked midgets stamped with your contact information into people’s front yards you are going to need a way to track how each method is  performing response rate wise.

Why would you want to know where the calls are coming from? So that you aren’t wasting your marketing dollars or time on something that isn’t working! How do I know where the calls are coming from? By A. Having multiple phone numbers (no that’s not expensive either!) B. Having a phone system that has the ability to set up multiple extensions. C. By putting your exes number on the midgets, or I suppose by having friends/family help take calls.

Where do you get these numbers? Skype, google voice (just opened to the public so you don’t need an invite any more), evoice has 800#’s you can try for 6 months or 1000 minutes for free (and is really cheap but solid after that), Adtracker (which is pricey), and then I am sure an internet search would turn up hundreds more options.

It’s imperative that you have some alternative numbers before you even acquire your first or next list that you intend to experiment with or post your next online ad. Also you should set up a spread sheet to track your response rate which you figure on direct mail by dividing the number of different phone callers you received by the number of the pieces of mail that you sent out. The effectiveness of your marketing increases exponentially by knowing exactly what is working and how well. Doing things that are unproductive are just a waste of time and money that will also cripple your wholesaling or real estate investing business.

P.S. Shae Bynes of Good Faith Investing always refers to my Ninja Marketing techniques so she can have half credit for the title haha.

P.P.S. I have added threaded comments to help promote actual discussion and it does look kinda lame to respond to four people in one message.

P.P.P.S If Justin McClelland’s and this aren’t top 20 REI Blog’s you aren’t paying close enough attention no bullshit. See I had made it all the way through without cussing and then I seen the list more fucked up than the MMA pound for pound list after Fedor’s loss Saturday.

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