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Be a Real Matchmaker!

Now that the push for real estate matchmaking software has ended again for now… There is more to being a real estate matchmaker other than getting a buyer and seller and putting them together. I

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Be a Real Matchmaker!

209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus&#

Well it’s been 209 days since my last post this one will be short the next one won’t be nor will it be in 209 more days! I guarantee it won’t even be another 209 hours before the nex

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209 Days of Silence Ended by 209 Gurus…

Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

So it has been awhile, but every time I had a post I wanted to write the flavor of the month would come out with an email that all of his large list of friends would send you also that was close to th

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Howdy It’s Been A Minute!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions&

I know several people have asked me about doing deals in other markets what’s my best tip? This is a good tip for doing deals in your own  market also though… There is an old saying that

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Questions…?!?

Yeah Buddy!

So I’m just gonna say something real quick like… Be careful what you ask for you just might get it is a powerful old ass saying… I’m gonna have start digitally bitch slapping p

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Yeah Buddy!

Just The Facts…

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by on February 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

What is the best thing you can do for your business? Use all of the resources available to you in the most efficient way possible! How many of you know whether or not your county or city tax assessment information is online? Wouldn’t that be easier than going to the court house and physically looking through the mounds of paper?

Do you use your telephone for more than texting forwards all day? It’s one of the greatest tools you have for creating a buyers list! If you think that all of the real cash buyers are checking the internet you are sadly mistaken. You know when you are running comps and see the investor prices you should probably take a minute and find out who is buying it and call them don’t direct mail them and hope you get a response use your phone and dial them up!

Did you know there is more to the internet than blogs, bad dating sites and 3 legged mule porn? Yes indeed there is everything you need to know to run a profitable real estate investing business if you look! Hell if you are too lazy to use a search engine just ask somebody where to go and they will tell you!

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The Post 29 Years 364 Days in the Making…

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by on February 22, 2011 at 9:44 am

You know really it being the day before my 30th birthday you would think that I would be scared of 30 or happy either one… To me it’s just another day even though my boss is secretly a nice guy and would give me the entire week off if I wanted… First and foremost I would like to say thanks and fuck you right back to the people who sent me Tevin Campbell and Sisqo’s greatest hits cd’s… Secondly the only thing I really want for my birthday isn’t sold in stores or something I’m likely to get, but that’s what dreams are for… Thirdly I would like to state that while I enjoy a healthy dose of competition as I get older I seem to be more interested in the success of others… So point blank who wants to do a deal or two together? If your real estate investing business sucks or you just want to see another perspective give me a shout…
Fourthly Product launches are stupid when you do the exact same thing you did 6 months ago over and talk about your never before seen video that I have already seen…

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Product After Product…

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by on January 21, 2011 at 9:33 am

It’s kind of funny when you see somebody chasing hard after that affiliate real estate product dollar isn’t it? See at some point when you are sending out all of the pre cooked emails you have to realize that you appear to be and most likely are full of shit… Think about it if you have your own products and attempt to sell for someone else eventually there is overlap or an admission of your own words just aren’t that good. If you are willing to admit your own product isn’t that good that you just pushed on your oh so important “list” nobody believes a word damn one that comes out of your mouth, because you are now just in it for the money! Now I’m not saying being in it for the money is wrong… I mean hell if someone told me they just wanted to feed their family I would teach them how to hunt and fish, yet if the same person says they want money to feed their family and do virtually whatever they wanted to I would teach them real estate… It’s all about the perception and persona these people continually attempt to portray and fail miserably at achieving… For instance if you promise people x number of cash buyers when they buy your shit they should probably get it regardless of the value of your content… You also shouldn’t be everybody’s buddy it looks fucking stupid! I mean if someone taught you personally how to do something cool I guess but you already sold your list your product for the same thing a few weeks ago. What planet does this idea hold  any logic? Yet that’s the constant bombardment of emails and product pitches very basis… Sad and ignorant to say the least… So I’m gonna put something in your email to make up for the others bitchassedness! @ 10:30 ET expect a free gift from the king of anti- douche baggery.

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So Who F’d Up Already?

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by on January 10, 2011 at 11:02 am

It’s day 10 of 2011 who’s already fucked up their plans for the year? Have you done anything to get closer to your goals? Did you even have any to begin with? No goals = no chance for growth. No growth means your life stays the exact same or perhaps even gets worse! Do something people! I am here to help even… Just a suggestion.

I will even do an extended post on any question you have because I am that nice of a guy… sometimes haha.

I’m on a mission to desuckify your life!

Later peeps!

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The Who Wants It Bad in 2011 Contest!

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by on January 3, 2011 at 7:02 pm

Everyone wants something in 2011 some of ya’ll want to finally attain success in real estate… I want to be entertained or just plain laugh.. We can indeed help each other out if you have guts or figurative “balls”… I am willing to coach you for free to reach your goals whether that is in 2 months or 20 years I am here. If you win the contest ending January 14, 2011…. What do you have to do? Let me see your Dougie I know your thinking that’s so last year well I thought it was so 20 years ago so who cares… Send a video/link to contest@thewholesaleknockoutking.com

Be more like

Teach Me How to Dougie

And not like

Dougie Fail…. Safety First!

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You’re Fired on Christmas Eve…

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by on December 24, 2010 at 6:14 pm

So first and foremost happiest of  Happy Holidays! To all of you.

But today I’ve decided I have had all of the shit I am gonna take off of this one particular buyer.

1. He takes forever to make decisions.

2. He doesn’t understand what buying a house means. It means that it is now his problem to deal with not the sellers!

3. He is lazy and doesn’t do anything.

4. He is sending lengthy emails bitching about a contractor who went “way over budget” A whole 4 thousand dollars oh my gosh that Scrooge bastard of a contractor how dare him the nerve of that S.O.B. and he had the nerve to finish 2 weeks early…

5. Number 4 really happened on Christmas Eve no less.

6. My response is fuck him and have fun in your future endeavors nowhere within site or arms reach of Greg Harris (or I reserve the right to fuck you up for being retarded and wasting oxygen….)

7. I just plain don’t like the guy now and it’s not worth a few dollars to deal with douche bags when you don’t have to!

8. I am not a free project manager or rehab consultant you have to pay for that or I will indeed get sideways after you abuse my patience!

9. I can replace him in a few easy steps… He waited his entire useless existence to find me and I guarantee he will indeed go back to making 5 grand on rehabs because he gets screwed over by being so hands off!

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Just for Funzies- An in Depth Peak Into a Home Owners Mind

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by on September 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Having been on the phone for about 5 hours today already with sellers has inspired me to write some observations of at what point these people lose there freaking mind! I mean honestly its not rocket science Mr. or Ms. Home Owner you have a house or houses you don’t have very many choices….

Choice one is to live in it. This is an obvious one you will be in the house until you either A stop breathing, B sell it, or C someone with the authority to tells you to take your stuff and get out!

Choice two is to let it sit there. Again another no brainer here. You walk out the door and waste money on silly things like lawn care, taxes and possibly an extra mortgage payment while not getting squat in return.

Choice three is to rent it out. This one isn’t bad you actually have a chance at making money with this one. After you take out for repairs that you constantly pay for because you keep getting the lame tenants who have kids who would be better off with litter boxes! Not to mention the taxes and insurance you are paying for at the very least. Once you get past all of that though this is a sound way to get a return on investment or inheritance whichever the case may be.

Choice four now this bad boy here is where seemingly these people start taking too many shots of either alcohol or blows to the head. They can sell the house. Now most people go to do some research before selling their home whether it be talking to a neighbor who recently (a.k.a. usually not at all recently enough for it to matter today!) or buy going online and seeing how much it’s worth and of course they give you the Zilllow value which honestly who knows which crack addict makes that craziness up but oh well. So obviously they decide whether or not to sell it straight up for fair market value in a traditional manner or to an investor for an under market discounted price. They can also sell it via a lease with an option to purchase to an investor or a non cash poor tenant buyer also known as some call them want to be home owners.

I can understand the dollar signs play into their decisions on any choice they make but honestly there really aren’t any of them that are that difficult to decide on. However to do any of them ,but let it sit though you have to tell people where the hell it is! You can call these ignorant people and they will say such ludicrous things like “I will call you 15 minutes before I show it to you with the address” , ” I can’t tell you the address I don’t want to robbed”, ” the address is only available upon a signed agreement”, ” I don’t know the address”, and my favorite ” you can have the address AFTER your check clears!”

So finally after all of this what is in the mind of a Home Owner who now wants to make money off of it….

Not a damn thing!!!

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Really Again? F**k Them Too

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by on July 20, 2010 at 2:33 am

I have decided to ignore any tweet with the word list in it, because I’m tired of all of these ratings people who base all of their criteria off of not a  damn thing. The real estate business isn’t rocket science is there plenty to write about? Yes yes there is if you are in the business for real doing the correct things everyday you should have an infinite supply of stories to tell as well as giving good advice.

Between twitter, facebook, talking to aspiring real estate investors and other blogs you will see and/ or hear the seeds for failure every 4.3 seconds. I almost did this, I didn’t have time for that, I don’t like this, I don’t know how to…, I’m too tired, I was sick…, my dog had bad gas, Zillow says its worth…, I was gonna but didn’t, I missed that goal… again, I am creating…These are all  the very reasons people are failing except at getting e-cred and blogosphere love. You know how much all of those statements put in your pocket… $0.00 every second for the rest of your life.  Why am I writing a blog post at 2:00 am central standard time, because I have been busy doing things that create income. Like making offers, doing marketing campaigns, placing ads and talking to buyers. You see lead conversion is the most important thing in wholesaling, real estate investing as a whole, or any business for that matter. All of you people who bought that one thing last week are in for  a rude awakening whether you are doing it yourself or paid extra for them to do it all for you… If you are going to make a dime one from those leads you have to convert them!

Here is your free big money tip if you made it to the end… Do the things that make money and forget the things that are for your leisure. Building relationships with people is a great thing to do with your time. They don’t have to be the most authentic relationships with a Realtor or other investor, but don’t completely fake it either. You don’t have to become fifteen Realtor kids’ god-parent by any means, but be real. Build a team or dare I even say a network of people you can work with or at the very least kick some ideas back and forth. I have a contact page if you want to see if we can get along. Unlike some people I don’t play “favorites” with my lists, or blow smoke up anybody’s ass so we can be “pals.”

The next post will be the second in the Ninja Marketing series. I actually will even throw in a case study post from the latest deal in the 50 in 52 challenge. To get back to what I do at a high level regardless of what some people “see” (I’m tired of the borderline “bitching” and electronic ass chewing posts myself… almost)

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Baby’s First Steps For Ninja Marketing 101

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by on June 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

One of the most overlooked however important aspects of building a successful real estate investing business is organization. Now I realize the title of the article mentions marketing and that’s what this is about so just keep reading and chill it’s not polite to interrupt! Everyone hopefully knows that they need leads to even have a business, and unless you  live in some yet to be discovered by science dimension where they have lead clouds that produce lead showers you are going to have to market for those buyer and seller leads to come in.

Here is where the organizational skills come in to play; when you decide to start marketing and you are doing more than one campaign whether it’s direct mail, online marketing campaigns, or dropping parachuting naked midgets stamped with your contact information into people’s front yards you are going to need a way to track how each method is  performing response rate wise.

Why would you want to know where the calls are coming from? So that you aren’t wasting your marketing dollars or time on something that isn’t working! How do I know where the calls are coming from? By A. Having multiple phone numbers (no that’s not expensive either!) B. Having a phone system that has the ability to set up multiple extensions. C. By putting your exes number on the midgets, or I suppose by having friends/family help take calls.

Where do you get these numbers? Skype, google voice (just opened to the public so you don’t need an invite any more), evoice has 800#’s you can try for 6 months or 1000 minutes for free (and is really cheap but solid after that), Adtracker (which is pricey), and then I am sure an internet search would turn up hundreds more options.

It’s imperative that you have some alternative numbers before you even acquire your first or next list that you intend to experiment with or post your next online ad. Also you should set up a spread sheet to track your response rate which you figure on direct mail by dividing the number of different phone callers you received by the number of the pieces of mail that you sent out. The effectiveness of your marketing increases exponentially by knowing exactly what is working and how well. Doing things that are unproductive are just a waste of time and money that will also cripple your wholesaling or real estate investing business.

P.S. Shae Bynes of Good Faith Investing always refers to my Ninja Marketing techniques so she can have half credit for the title haha.

P.P.S. I have added threaded comments to help promote actual discussion and it does look kinda lame to respond to four people in one message.

P.P.P.S If Justin McClelland’s and this aren’t top 20 REI Blog’s you aren’t paying close enough attention no bullshit. See I had made it all the way through without cussing and then I seen the list more fucked up than the MMA pound for pound list after Fedor’s loss Saturday.

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Time To Stop Thursday!

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by on June 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm

So I just had another entertaining conversation with a seller that went so great I’m just stopping for the day. I don’t want to talk to any body I don’t know at all the rest of the day hell maybe the week after this crap.

She calls in to the nifty new 800 number (1-877-918-9559) I let my son answer since he is “helping” while he doesn’t have school and has been begging to take a call he’s been practicing for 3 weeks we’ll pick it up from there keep in mind I can hear the entire conversation on the other phone …

Child: You’ve reached the offices of the Wholesale Knockout King this is the Prince speaking (yes he takes the king thing literally he’s six so it’s okay right? haha) how may we help you?

Psycho: Um what the f$ck are you doing on the phone haven’t ya’ll heard of child labor laws…

Me (jumping in): Take it easy ma’am he is six and just answering the phone

Lunatic: What the f*ck ever…

Me: Okay ma’am how may I help you?

Ms. Potty Mouth: Yes I submitted a property to you via email I’m ______   it’s been over 2 hours (yes she really said that) and I haven’t received my offer yet.

Me: Via email? May I ask why you didn’t just use the submit a property page and if you were at my site you would have seen within 24 hours ma’am.

Ignorant Lady (using this term loosely): I didn’t pay attention to that Mr. Smart Ass, all I want to know how much you’ll give me.

Me: Hang one minute and I’ll check it out and give you a ballpark figure (and the finger through the phone). I see that you sent pictures that will help a lot with speeding this up.

Annoying Bitch: Could you hurry your f#%kin ass up and stop trying to trick me with your business man mannerisms genistures and verniculabry (you won’t see this word in Webster’s)

Me: Those are manners, gestures which you can’t see because we are on the phone, and vernacular and vocabulary are two separate words ma’am.

Stank Bitch: College n$gger you ain’t smarter than me.

…….. ( angry silence)

Me: okay my looking at the pictures and comps this isn’t anything I will be able to work with

Now Irate Piece of Trash:  WTF do you mean can’t work with it you buy houses in any condition dammit  you can’t tell me this is thirty thousand dollars like I know it is.

Me: You’re right I can’t tell you that because that would be a lie it’s worth five bucks maybe, there are no walls and half of the roof is missing, and on top of that no house has sold for more than ten thousand in the last year at least.

Upset Worthless C#$t: I hope your dick gets cancer!

Me: Talk to you hopefully never bye… click.

This is pure insanity people yet weirdly funny to me. You never know what you are gonna get when you are in real estate investing, but it always seems to be crazier for the wholesaler.

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